my school’s jokes are actually getting funny
the fault within our star was so romantic
“‘Pirates of the Caribbean 5’ sets course for 2017 release”
He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie.
IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP
Well that’s reassuring
Meanwhile, in Japan
sometimes you just got to stop questioning the japanese and accept it.
dont exercise with the ball
be the ball
I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.
BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONE
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
u just gotta hav ur hand on ur boob sometimes