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18. English. A combination of things that entertain me. Enjoy...

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

something that i miss about childhood? well people don’t ask me what my favorite shape is anymore. adults just don’t do this. it’s a triangle in case you were wondering. you don’t care






lukeisherenow:

r u serious rn


blackbird-and-the-harlot:

theconcealedweapon:

crazyykenziee:

If someone were to bake 100 cookies, and poison only a single one, would you eat one? “But they’re not all going to kill you!” Chances are, you are still not gonna eat a cookie.

Don’t eat a cookie: HOW DARE YOU! NOT ALL COOKIES ARE POISONED!

Eat a cookie: WELL IT’S YOUR OWN FAULT! YOU CHOSE TO BE STUPID ENOUGH TO EAT A COOKIE KNOWING THAT SOME OF THEM WERE POISONED!

There is a metaphor in this somewhere I just can’t see it






kristrauma:

sigfodr:

What if the Starks didn’t make stupid decisions? x

“Okay, I won’t trust you then”

this is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen










sassking-trevor:

Bob and the deli guy.

#i had to make this just so i could watch it whenever i wanted #i just fucking love that it’s not played off like the usual gay panic joke #this rly exemplifies the humor of the show for me and why I love it so much #it’s akward and weird but never EVER mean #the important misunderstanding in this situation isn’t Bob’s sexuality; it’s the reason why he keeps buying turkeys #like he’s def more concerned that this deli guy thinks he’s not a real cook than he is about being hit on



elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo



ohtentoo:

I FEEL SO SORRY FOR THE POOR SOULS WHO WILL GO WATCH THE FAULT IN OUR STARS WITHOUT READING THE BOOK FIRST.




clestroying:

whodoesntlovebandmerch:

clestroying:

Its 2013 and I’m still debating over if The Pussycat Dolls said boobies or groupies

Its 2014

woah, its almost as if maybe i made this post last year








lord-kitschener:

we will never be as punk rock as this cat



londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why






  • Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
  • My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.